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thoraxcorp · Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:30 pm Post subject:

"Naw dude, i don't smoke weed anymore cause like my brother's friend od'd on that shit and almost died."
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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

Gah, whenever I see people who quit because they believe that, I'm not sure whether to be for or against it.

Christo · Gender: Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1255 Status: User

Some of the best quotes from Karl Pilkington, Ricky Gervais' producer or something.

"Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine."

On jellyfish - "They are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful."

"They keep saying that sea levels are rising an all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science."
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dodger · Gender: Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 2136 Status: User

Once upon a time, my ex-girlfriend and I were out getting dinner. As we're entering the restaurant, we noticed a group of kids... and one of them had bag through which Dungeons and Dragons paraphernalia were clearly visible. So we were chuckling to ourselves, when she says:

"They've even got those crazy six-sided dice!"

Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

Man I hope that's why you broke up with her.

dodger · Gender: Joined: 06 May 2006 Posts: 2136 Status: User

Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

Subconscious, Troy. D;

the bunk · Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:57 am Post subject:

Otogi-san,
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THE Moosed · Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:31 am Post subject:

This is one between my boyfriend and brother. Both stupid.

"Hey, do you know what a shoehorn is?"
"Yeah, it's one of those things clowns wear on their shoes to make them honk every time they take a step."

He was serious.

Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

Hahaha, oh wow.

Steveo · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:37 am Post subject:

- Oswald was a Patsy
- Oh I know what I'm doing
- Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
~Mariah Carey

- LEAVE BRITTNEY ALOOOOOOONE!!!!!
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Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:29 pm Post subject:

One day, at a younger age, I asked my brother how many frames-per-second life was.

He didn't seem to know!
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