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Mavhunter · Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:30 pm Post subject: The Global Orgasm for Peace

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061120/ap_on_fe_st/peace_orgasm

December 22nd, kids! Who's participating? Who thinks they can masturbate to world peace?
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Otogi-san · gleep glorp Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 5077 Status: User

That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Well, maybe not, but it's up there. If they want peace they should do something more productive. Neutral

the bunk · Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:57 pm Post subject:

get laid
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Mavhunter · Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:02 pm Post subject:

It's like John and Yoko's Bed-ins, but with sex.
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Steveo · Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:34 pm Post subject:

Very interesting website. Heh, California. It figures. I need to clear my calender.

Heres a different website with bumper stickers for sale:

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ not related

I love these slogans:

Hairy palms, not cluster bombs

War's not kind, beat yourself blind

Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.

Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy

Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat

War is shit, rub your clit

Side with France, reach down your pants

Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.

War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy

War's for squares, play downstairs

Stop war now, milk your cow

When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.

Down with war, stroke some more

War is cruel - flog your mule

Get peace fever, rub your beaver!

War is heinous, thumb your anus

You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms

War is Mean, Flick Your Bean

War is wrong, whack your schlong.

I'm going blind for Mankind

War is silly, whack your willy

Think globally, whack locally

(Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)
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MY BARF is TASTIER than Yours!!!

Tacofiend · Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:26 am Post subject:

There's no way I can compete with that, Steveo.
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cow_with_gun · Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:06 am Post subject:

Somehow I think it would be weird doing it knowing so many others are "waxing the carrot" at the same time...

Whats up doc?

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:30 am Post subject:

"I'm starting a war for peace." John Lennon (as impersonated by Michael Palin)
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Mavhunter · Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:53 am Post subject:

We may have to fight this war every day, as often as we can muster.
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Ray · Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:15 am Post subject:

It doesn't say anything about masturbating, they just want you to have an orgasm.

ehhhh

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here comes the big ideas again, just like they did before and then,
the morning comes again and they're gone

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:16 am Post subject:

most of us here aren't in a place to have an orgasm through any other means, Ray.
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Steveo · Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:38 am Post subject:

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:27 am Post subject:

yeah, no, nobody should ever try to imagine that ever.
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Metal Matt · Gender: Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Posts: 374 Status: User

Considering most people probably have an orgasm a day anyways, I don't really see how that would help.

Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

They need to think of peace.