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Sharp
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| Squishy wrote: | | it's fun to read if you imagine the girl's a duck |
God DAMN, you're right. |
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Tacofiend
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| Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Lizzy wrote: | | Wait can kids sex it up over in the US legally at 16? |
Yep. At least in KY they can. It's the age of consent.
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Tsuta
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| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Squishy wrote: | | it's fun to read if you imagine the girl's a duck |
I didn't want to read it at first... ( oh gawd wall of text ) but this made me change my mind. And imagining her as a duck definitely makes it epic.
Fer future reference, at least give people names ( or code names? ) - the first two paragraphs were confusing. Grats on yer girl?
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Ray
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| Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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Just wait until you've got bills to pay, and a full-time job to do, and your "crush" is scared of moving too quickly and all you can do is over-analyze everything you say and end up trying to work things out so much that you just fuck them up even more.
Damn, and all that's after the sex.
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Terri
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| Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:00 am Post subject: |
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| Ray wrote: | | you've got bills to pay, and a full-time job to do and .... all you can do is over-analyze everything you say and end up trying to work things out so much that you just fuck them up even more. |
Story of my life. |
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Ray
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High-five?
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Sharp
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| Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:57 am Post subject: |
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What are you saying? That she's going to drive him... quackers?
Bwahahahaha... ha... ha..
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Terri
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| Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:45 am Post subject: |
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| Ray wrote: | High-five?
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...Yes, please. |
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Coffee
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| Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:04 am Post subject: |
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| SBG wrote: | | I have to wait 3 more months for her 16th birthday, but it doesnt seem all that far away, shes amazing, and really worth it to me. |
When in doubt remember this: If she can bleed she can breed.
Old enough to pee, old enough for me.
If there's no grass on the field, roll her over and play in the mud.
So on and so on. Why do you have to wait till' she's sixteen?
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possums
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^I'm guessing state statutory laws.
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Seanie
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| Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Statuatory laws are bogus. |
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