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Pusherman
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 Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:41 am Post subject: Story |
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| Tell me about your prom night, your most embarrassing moment, your bar mitzvah, or any other event. I'm just bored and drunk. : / |
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Rocky Sullivan
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bored =/= drunk?
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Sexy_Sakura
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How does that HAPPEN!!??? Bored and drunk? Fuck, brother....you need to stop getting drunk by yourself. Seriously frowned upon. Even by me.
Anywhoo....
I went to two proms, and both times it was horribly overrated and kind of boring. I couldn't wait to leave, and go to the afterparty. That was the best party of prom.
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| Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Sexy_Sakura wrote: | | How does that HAPPEN!!??? Bored and drunk? Fuck, brother....you need to stop getting drunk by yourself. Seriously frowned upon. Even by me. |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXMAOgEIq4 ? |
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| Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:10 am Post subject: |
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What a badass. 
Other people who drank/drink alone:
charles bukowski
tom waits
elliott smith
f. scott fitzgerakd
edgar allan poe
winston churchill
ike turner |
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Senor Cardgage
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| Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:34 am Post subject: |
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engagement sex is the best sex in the world.
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Its_The_Sneak!!!
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| Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:35 am Post subject: |
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better than make-up sex?
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Senor Cardgage
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| Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:46 am Post subject: |
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10 times better.
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Ray
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| Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:27 am Post subject: |
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| Senor Cardgage wrote: | | engagement sex is the best sex in the world. |
I've had it.
And I've had better.
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Senor Cardgage
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Between two people who actually MEANT it though. 
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Ray
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Are you trying to say I didn't intend to marry Alicia when I proposed to her?
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Please oh please no more.
HEY I've got a story, about something that happened to me a few years ago, but I just remembered today and told my girlfriend about it.
So when I was in college, a girl held the door for me at my dormitory. Dorm life, like apartment life, means that the outside doors lock automatically. Tenants aren't supposed to let strangers into the building, because they could vandalize, burglarize, or generally cause trouble.
So my roommate spilled soda all over my bed, and the mattress was sticky and disgusting. Since I was working part-time as a student custodian, I went down to the shop and swapped out my shitty mattress for a brand new one. So I was carrying this mattress up to my room, and a girl held the outside door open for me. And she says, jokingly:
"I'll hold it for you. You don't look like a rapist or anything."
I should have just smiled, or laughed, or something. Instead, without thinking, I say:
"You'd be surprised." |
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possums
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| Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:52 am Post subject: |
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| Senor Cardgage wrote: | | Between two people who actually MEANT it though. |
Oh man jump in a fire.
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Der
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| dodger wrote: | Please oh please no more.
HEY I've got a story, about something that happened to me a few years ago, but I just remembered today and told my girlfriend about it.
So when I was in college, a girl held the door for me at my dormitory. Dorm life, like apartment life, means that the outside doors lock automatically. Tenants aren't supposed to let strangers into the building, because they could vandalize, burglarize, or generally cause trouble.
So my roommate spilled soda all over my bed, and the mattress was sticky and disgusting. Since I was working part-time as a student custodian, I went down to the shop and swapped out my shitty mattress for a brand new one. So I was carrying this mattress up to my room, and a girl held the outside door open for me. And she says, jokingly:
"I'll hold it for you. You don't look like a rapist or anything."
I should have just smiled, or laughed, or something. Instead, without thinking, I say:
"You'd be surprised." |
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Icculus
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| Der wrote: | | dodger wrote: | Please oh please no more.
HEY I've got a story, about something that happened to me a few years ago, but I just remembered today and told my girlfriend about it.
So when I was in college, a girl held the door for me at my dormitory. Dorm life, like apartment life, means that the outside doors lock automatically. Tenants aren't supposed to let strangers into the building, because they could vandalize, burglarize, or generally cause trouble.
So my roommate spilled soda all over my bed, and the mattress was sticky and disgusting. Since I was working part-time as a student custodian, I went down to the shop and swapped out my shitty mattress for a brand new one. So I was carrying this mattress up to my room, and a girl held the outside door open for me. And she says, jokingly:
"I'll hold it for you. You don't look like a rapist or anything."
I should have just smiled, or laughed, or something. Instead, without thinking, I say:
"You'd be surprised." |
Burbiggabug? |
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