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Sexy_Sakura
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| dodger wrote: | Please oh please no more.
HEY I've got a story, about something that happened to me a few years ago, but I just remembered today and told my girlfriend about it.
So when I was in college, a girl held the door for me at my dormitory. Dorm life, like apartment life, means that the outside doors lock automatically. Tenants aren't supposed to let strangers into the building, because they could vandalize, burglarize, or generally cause trouble.
So my roommate spilled soda all over my bed, and the mattress was sticky and disgusting. Since I was working part-time as a student custodian, I went down to the shop and swapped out my shitty mattress for a brand new one. So I was carrying this mattress up to my room, and a girl held the outside door open for me. And she says, jokingly:
"I'll hold it for you. You don't look like a rapist or anything."
I should have just smiled, or laughed, or something. Instead, without thinking, I say:
"You'd be surprised." |
That's actually very hilarious. If you had said that to me, I think I would have laughed my ASS off.
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Senor Cardgage
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| Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:33 am Post subject: |
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| dodger wrote: | Please oh please no more.
HEY I've got a story, about something that happened to me a few years ago, but I just remembered today and told my girlfriend about it.
So when I was in college, a girl held the door for me at my dormitory. Dorm life, like apartment life, means that the outside doors lock automatically. Tenants aren't supposed to let strangers into the building, because they could vandalize, burglarize, or generally cause trouble.
So my roommate spilled soda all over my bed, and the mattress was sticky and disgusting. Since I was working part-time as a student custodian, I went down to the shop and swapped out my shitty mattress for a brand new one. So I was carrying this mattress up to my room, and a girl held the outside door open for me. And she says, jokingly:
"I'll hold it for you. You don't look like a rapist or anything."
I should have just smiled, or laughed, or something. Instead, without thinking, I say:
"You'd be surprised." |
I had no idea you were Mike Birbiglia.
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Carlo Von Sexron
a sexy revolution
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| Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:52 am Post subject: |
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| Coffee wrote: | What a badass. 
Other people who drank/drink alone:
charles bukowski
tom waits
elliott smith
f. scott fitzgerakd
edgar allan poe
winston churchill
ike turner |
Mark Lanegan.
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possums
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| Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:48 am Post subject: |
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dodger
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| Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:19 am Post subject: |
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| Senor Cardgage wrote: | | I had no idea you were Mike Birbiglia. |
Yeah, he did that bit when I saw him a couple years ago, and I thought I would put it in this thread which sucks. I'm glad so many people caught it. I was surprised. |
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Coffee
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:51 am Post subject: |
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| Sexy_Sakura wrote: | How does that HAPPEN!!??? Bored and drunk? *bleep*, brother....you need to stop getting drunk by yourself. Seriously frowned upon. Even by me.
Anywhoo....
I went to two proms, and both times it was horribly overrated and kind of boring. I couldn't wait to leave, and go to the afterparty. That was the best party of prom. |
My girlfriend of three years and I broke up that night, so I drank alone. : ( |
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Sharp
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:46 am Post subject: |
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| Coffee wrote: | | Sexy_Sakura wrote: | How does that HAPPEN!!??? Bored and drunk? *bleep*, brother....you need to stop getting drunk by yourself. Seriously frowned upon. Even by me.
Anywhoo....
I went to two proms, and both times it was horribly overrated and kind of boring. I couldn't wait to leave, and go to the afterparty. That was the best party of prom. |
My girlfriend of three years and I broke up that night, so I drank alone. : ( |
With nobody else? |
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| Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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| He prefers to be by himself, sharp. |
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Seanie
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| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 12:58 am Post subject: |
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| I don't think Sharp's ever drank in his life. |
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| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:31 am Post subject: |
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| Seanie wrote: | | I don't think Sharp's ever drank in his life. |
Nonsense! Why, just the other day, I had a glass of milk. |
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the snuggler
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| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:49 am Post subject: |
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ZONG
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possums
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| Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 1:51 am Post subject: |
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Not the best timing, but it'll do. It'll do...
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