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Carlo Von Sexron · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:43 pm Post subject: Valentine's Day

So the 14th is fast approaching and I figured we could swap war stories about our romantic endeavours. Who do we all have a crush on?

Mainly, though, I wanted a reason to post that picture, that middle card just slays me. Very Happy

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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:47 pm Post subject: Re: Valentine's Day

Carlo Von Sexron · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:50 pm Post subject:

You and me both, broham.

Although it's been like a year now so I don't really feel occasioned to go on and on about it anymore (unless I've been drinking wine.)

If Ice-T on a Valentine's card can't net me a girl then I don't know if anything will.
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Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:01 pm Post subject:

I like a couple of guys at tafe, so we'll see how that turns out

hopefully I can get them to bring out dracula
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Carlo Von Sexron · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:02 pm Post subject:

Maybe they have a thing for purple Easy Spirits.

They don't got to explain.
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Christo · Gender: Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1255 Status: User

My valentine to you, guys!
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Carlo Von Sexron · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:28 pm Post subject:

Back when I was in primary school we had to write everyone else in the class a Valentine. They were meant to be personalized for each person, you had to say something nice about all your classmates.

Anyway, this one fat kid just wrote "hay baby I like your eyes" 30 times and gave them out. Lazy prick. Come to think of it, he stank and only ever talked about Command and Conquer.

I see him on the bus sometimes and I know he remembers who I am but he never says anything because he's too damn fat, after all these years.
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Rocky Sullivan · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:30 pm Post subject:

yeah fat people can't say shit
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Carlo Von Sexron · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:35 pm Post subject:

One time I left a little necklace on a girl's doorstep with a little note declaring my undying love for her. I pressed the doorbell and ran the fuck out of there as fast as I could.

Turns out I forgot to put my name on the note and she thought the gift was from a friend of mine. I was maybe ten years old, that was heartbreaking.

Oh and then there was this other girl who I used to always leave love letters for in her letterbox, actually up until only a couple of years ago I had all her replies in an old video game box. They kinda disappeared, I'm not sure whether I threw them out or what. I actually saw her fairly recently and she was intimidatingly good looking, she didn't recognize me though on account of my disguise beard.
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Christo · Gender: Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1255 Status: User

One time in primary school I made a slowpoke valentine mailbox waka waka!

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Carlo Von Sexron · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject:

I hope you put it on your desk or whatever on the 16th.
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Christo · Gender: Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 1255 Status: User

It was whatever day we had our "valentine's day party". Everyone had to bring in a tissue box and decorate it with construction paper and stuff and then we went around exchanging cards.

Damn, now I want some cupcakes with pink frosting.
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Carlo Von Sexron · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:48 pm Post subject:

I'm trying to think of more heartwarming love stories from when I was a kid, rather than the ones from more recent years that are actually depressing.

Unsurprisingly I'm drawing a blank because I didn't interact with a lot of girls until high school, and even then all I wanted to do was play video games. I'm hoping Derford or Dodger have something good.
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possums · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:01 pm Post subject:

I gave a girl I liked a Valentine in the 4th grade and I saw her throw it away. I know it was mine because it was Animaniacs-themed.

I think that girl ruined me for good.
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Terri · Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:01 pm Post subject:

In high school, our student council used to do this thing on Valentine's Day where they'd print every student's name on a construction paper heart on a string, and then tape it to the wall all over the school. Then, everyone would get to school early that day, search all morning for their heart on the wall, and then give it to their "special someone" sometime later that day. That person would wear it around their neck and feel pretty popular.

Anyway, sometimes it was really annoying to find your heart among the hundreds of other ones, so my friend in the student council used to kinda tell us all where she put it. Well, she told me where she hung it, but it was no where to be found. I looked everywhere. The whole day passed, and I absolutely never found it.

It still remains a mystery as to what happened to it, but we all assumed that one really creepy dude who would leave notes in my band music folder stole it.

TERRI U R CUTE. I AM UR SECRET ADMERER. MEET ME BY THE TREE AFTER SCHOOL!

I don't meet anyone by trees after school!