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Its_The_Sneak!!!
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>GO TO THE BARRACKS, IT'S THE EASIEST PLACE TO DEFEND FROM THE PEOPLE ON THE BOAT
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:24 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | >GO TO THE BARRACKS, IT'S THE EASIEST PLACE TO DEFEND FROM THE PEOPLE ON THE BOAT |
>I don't understand this phrase.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:03 am Post subject: |
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Go jungle.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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| >USE KNIFE ON WALLET |
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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>The jungle is dark and pretty scary. You whack leaves and vines out of your way and find yourself in a small clearing. The air smells of rotting meat and you step in some poor guy's remains by accident. Now you're creeped right the fuck out. You're about to back away slowly but you hear something growl nearby. What do you do? (Use LOOK command to get more details on something you see)
| Quote: | | >USE KNIFE ON WALLET |
>Thinking quickly you stab your wallet like a madman. Wait what? Are you some kind of retard?
The growls gets louder.
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Its_The_Sneak!!!
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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>LOOK REMAINS
>TAKE GUN
>SHOOT GROWL
will that work?
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DJ The Stick
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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Look growl
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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>It's pretty gross. Most of the meat has been picked from the bone. What's this? There's a gun in it's hand!
>You arm yourself with the pistol. You feel like some kind of action hero.
>You aim in the direction of the growl and pull the trigger but it won't fire. Turns out there's no ammo. I guess if it did have ammo the dead guy wouldn't be dead.
You can't really see it from behind the trees but you can tell it's big. I doesn't seem to have noticed you yet.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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| >USE KNIFE ON GROWL |
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | >USE KNIFE ON GROWL |
>Holding the pocket knife like the knife thowers you've seen on TV, you calculate the launch angle in your head and let it fly. It twists in the air hits the growl handle first. The growl turns and you can hear it sniff in your direction.
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| Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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| >GET KNIFE |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:07 am Post subject: |
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| >MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY |
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Its_The_Sneak!!!
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 5:27 am Post subject: |
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>IT'S A POLAR BEAR
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Hoff wrote: | | >MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY |
>WITH KNIFE |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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>USE GUN TO END LIFE
ah, nevermind. i see the gun was out of ammo.
>USE PHONE TO PLAY TETRIS
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