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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

Word.
*flips the bird*

Jpec07 · A Guy Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 319 Status: User

It's the Sneak, Its_The_Sneak!!!,
Who can stay in time.
It's the Sneak, Its_The_Sneak!!!,
Who has more rhyme
Than you do. Its_The_Sneak!!!,
You'll find out it's true:
It's the Sneak, Its_The_Sneak!!!,
Who knows more than you.

Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

DAMN you was late.
Don't mean to hate.
Bud did you read the fucking date?
You can't be real?
You're losin' your feel!
If this were a real contest,
The prize would be a steal!

Jpec07 · A Guy Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 319 Status: User

She kisses a burger and licks her lips:
Sharp, you don't have to move your hips
To that Asian girl with the raising eyebrows
Because she's just trying to eat a cow.
Actually, man, it's kinda disgusting
So please make it stop, or these rhymes I'll keep busting.
I know that in life you can't get a girl,
But refrain on the net, lest you force us to hurl.

Climhazzurd · Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:28 am Post subject:

Hey, you, you write whack ass nursery rhymes.
If you don't stop, i'll bust out with some flat out sunshine.
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DJ The Stick · Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 3:55 pm Post subject:

Hit me with that "sunshine", boy
I can block it
I'm rollin' SPF 50 son,
Don't you knock it.

-DJ
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Jpec07 · A Guy Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 319 Status: User

To need SPF fifty means you lack melanin
And that, my friend, means you're whiter than him
Which is pretty pathetic, as you must know
'Cause Clim up there is pure albino.
As for me, let's just say the insults been paid you
Were delivered by a man proud to be a caucasian
Which is different from albino, don't misunderstand me
Because at least my rhymes are better than yours can be

((Gah, spent fifteen minutes trying to think up that last line, and it's still not right. Note, for the whole thing, you have to read it more as rap than poetry...))

Yazz · Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:51 pm Post subject:

darker than a shadow at the bottom of the sea,
hidden under coral beyound morals so cold you wont believe,
your thought is simple and sad to predict,
and with an avatar like that you'll be beaten by Dj the stick,
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Sharp · Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User

I'm bored.
You're a whore.

Heh. Artistic license. It rhymes if you try.

Xaqwais · Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:38 am Post subject:

My rhymes be weak.
They easily beat.
Sharp's not much better.
Down to each letter.

Mine's so bad and fake it makes my face hurt.
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:02 am Post subject:

now there's the pom
I'll forgo "your mom"
he looks forlorn
it looks like "the porn"

It's not his fault, though, don't take it too far
jus' that in most fonts, the m's an n on an r.
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You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
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"The Chicken of Lust"

Xaqwais · Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:31 pm Post subject:

Known as Dave
Likes to rave?
Its_The_Sneak!!!
Is such a geek

Um rave?
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My image died!

Wiznerd · Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:14 pm Post subject:

A new member
Is not limber
Plays the games
but has no ways
to beat this game
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dynamite spoony · Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:29 am Post subject:

You think that negative cat makes you really fly?
You think that the blue team shouldn't lay down and die?
Your name's the mix of a mage and a geek,
Deep down, you know your future is bleak!
Your location says you're beyond the mirror,
If you had a girl, you couldn't even see'er!
Your post count is merely sixty four,
like that ol' Nintendo system, I'll show you the door!

Heh.....

Tacofiend · Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:30 pm Post subject:

You're one hypocritical dude,
With your post count at only 32.
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