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Objective Ministries! For KIDZ!

 
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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:10 am    Post subject: Objective Ministries! For KIDZ! Reply with quote

http://www.objectiveministries.org/kidz/

...I wish this was a parody. And it is.
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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought it was.
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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

Yay! (And this is a parody.)

I'd really like to see some scathing parodies on the other religions, too.
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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

excellent site.

agreed with Mikes, actually I'd like to see a scathing parody on the xtreme atheists.
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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rocky Sullivan wrote:
agreed with Mikes, actually I'd like to see a scathing parody on the xtreme atheists.
yeah, it's about time.
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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 7:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew????

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


And the Giraffe looks like a character on the comic strip Baldo:

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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're like 2 years behind the rest of the internet.
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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Exactly what I was thinking. I've known about this forever. But I only went to it like once because it's not that funny.
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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've read the entire site multiple times.

Similarly, I've known about this for like, two years. Also knew that it was a parody. Looking at it again, though (especially the main objective ministries, not even the 4kidz part), it's obvious that whoever made it really knew what they were talking about in terms of evangelical christianity.

An atheist parody would be fantastic. I don't know how to do it right though, otherwise I'd get to work on one myself... D: though they are potentially a pretty easy target.

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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fruiterian wrote:
though they are potentially a pretty easy target.

I'm guessing it'd end up being like Maddox's parody of Loose Change.
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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 11:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hrm. A similar site I've occasionally seen is this: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Not sure if it's any good or not.
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2007 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Landover is more self-aware of its parodying bit and much more obvious as satire. I've heard of groups that want it shut down because it can get freakishly insulting. clicking on something right from the first page they're quoting shit from the bible that was taken directly from a parable if i remember correctly and saying it's how you should build a house. i don't think even the craziest christians would take it that far out of context.

good for a laugh, but objective ministries is the one that's better put together.
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2007 3:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything that offends Christians is good.
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