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The Global Orgasm for Peace
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Are you jacking off for freedom?
Yes! I am climaxing for peace!
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Mavhunter
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:30 pm    Post subject: The Global Orgasm for Peace Reply with quote

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061120/ap_on_fe_st/peace_orgasm

December 22nd, kids! Who's participating? Who thinks they can masturbate to world peace?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. Well, maybe not, but it's up there. If they want peace they should do something more productive. Neutral
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

get laid
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's like John and Yoko's Bed-ins, but with sex.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very interesting website. Heh, California. It figures. I need to clear my calender.

Heres a different website with bumper stickers for sale:

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ not related

I love these slogans:

Hairy palms, not cluster bombs

War's not kind, beat yourself blind

Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.

Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy

Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat

War is shit, rub your clit

Side with France, reach down your pants

Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.

War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy

War's for squares, play downstairs

Stop war now, milk your cow

When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.

Down with war, stroke some more

War is cruel - flog your mule

Get peace fever, rub your beaver!

War is heinous, thumb your anus

You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms

War is Mean, Flick Your Bean

War is wrong, whack your schlong.

I'm going blind for Mankind

War is silly, whack your willy

Think globally, whack locally

(Don't smitten, kill a kitten.)
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's no way I can compete with that, Steveo.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Somehow I think it would be weird doing it knowing so many others are "waxing the carrot" at the same time...


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I'm starting a war for peace." John Lennon (as impersonated by Michael Palin)
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

We may have to fight this war every day, as often as we can muster.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It doesn't say anything about masturbating, they just want you to have an orgasm.

ehhhh
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

most of us here aren't in a place to have an orgasm through any other means, Ray.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its_The_Sneak!!! wrote:
most of us here aren't in a place to have an orgasm through any other means, Ray.


I have a comment, but since Ive been getting mental images of ITS masturbating, I so wanna scour my thoughts HARD
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, no, nobody should ever try to imagine that ever.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Considering most people probably have an orgasm a day anyways, I don't really see how that would help.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They need to think of peace.
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