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Tacofiend · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:51 pm Post subject: Chuck Norris/ Vin Diesel Game

While I was at camp, Chuck Norris jokes were a big deal. Hearing so many inspired me to make this game. Also, since many Chuck Norris jokes stemmed from Vin Diesel jokes originally, you can do his jokes too.

The only rule is that you can only put up one CN/VD joke at a time. I'll start:

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice.
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cyber95 · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 2:55 pm Post subject:

You forgot Mr. T, foo!
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Tacofiend · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 3:39 pm Post subject:

Arrgh! Fine, you can have him too! That's it though.

Chuck Norris invented the C-section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Homepie · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:40 pm Post subject:

When Vin Diesel lost his virginity, the big bang happened.
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these are some pretty old posts you're reading

Tacofiend · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:00 pm Post subject:

Chuck Norris is so fast that he can run around the planet and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Y2K · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:39 pm Post subject:

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris Surprised

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If you move around the letters of walker, texas ranger, you get karate wrangler sex. I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome.

Sexy_Sakura · Posted: Sun Jul 02, 2006 9:39 pm Post subject:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
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Yep.

Y2K · Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:54 am Post subject:

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Mavhunter · Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:23 am Post subject:

This is in my store for $6.

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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:37 am Post subject:

so buy it. Chuck Norris commands you to
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Mavhunter · Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:41 pm Post subject:

It looks so bad, though. It's like... "experienced cop's (played by Norris) career REALLY goes to the dogs when the smart dog blah blah blah".
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Sexy_Sakura · Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:24 pm Post subject:

Chuck Norris once bumped into a blind man. Outraged, he asked the man "Do you know who I am? I am Chuck Norris!". Upon hearing his name, the blind man was instantly cured. However, the first, last, and only thing the man saw was a round house kick to the face.
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Yep.

THE Moosed · Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:36 pm Post subject:

On a good day, Chuck Norris might still be able to get out of his wheelchair.

Sexy_Sakura · Posted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:31 pm Post subject:

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement
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Yep.