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Homepie · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:32 pm Post subject:

It's the fuzz! Beat i- oh shit arrested

NC: The Fuzz
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these are some pretty old posts you're reading

Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:44 pm Post subject:

Carl Johnson bribes 'em

NC: CJ
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Hooooomsar · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:18 pm Post subject:

CJ gets grossed out by the constant masturbation of

NC: Maccer (also from San Andreas)
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Its_The_Sneak!!! · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 8:28 pm Post subject:

DJ Michael Hunt can put up with it, even when Maccer vomits on his shoes.
And then he scores with blind chicks.

NC: Mike Hunt (Head Radio DJ in Liberty City)
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

Hooooomsar · Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:21 pm Post subject:

Mike Hunt is shot and killed by Leon Kennedy who is then decapitated

NC: That guy
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Tacofiend · Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:40 pm Post subject:

That crazy, demon centipede-looking thing that comes out of some of those zombie's headspops up and bites the chainsaw-weilding man's bagged head off. Hey, it was bagged! That's convenient!

NC: Crazy, demon centipede-looking thing that comes out of some of those zombie's heads.
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Hooooomsar · Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:25 am Post subject:

The crazy thing can't stand up to superman. Nor can the anus of a little boy.

NC: Superman the rapist
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Tacofiend · Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:05 am Post subject:

To be completely unoriginal here... the kid's rectum is lined with kryptonite.

NC: Kryptonite-lined rectum
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Tacofiend · Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:37 am Post subject:

Since this supernatural rectum has stood undefeated for some time now... The queen from ICO uses her wacky darkness powers to turn the child's sphyncter to stone. This helps out Superman a little but causes a bit of chaffing. Ew...

NC: Queen and her darkness powers (ICO)
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Xaqwais · Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:39 am Post subject:

Sora comes and kills the darkness.

NC: Sora
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My image died!

Tacofiend · Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:54 am Post subject:

Ansem (the Heartless) cuts him up like sushi.

NC: Ansem
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Xaqwais · Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:59 am Post subject:

Geordi La Forge phasers him.

La Forge
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My image died!

Tacofiend · Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:01 am Post subject:

Spock owns. It's just that simple.

NC: Spock
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Xaqwais · Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:02 am Post subject:

Picard is the same amount of awesomeness/

NC:Picard and Spock
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My image died!

Tacofiend · Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:10 am Post subject:

Capt. Kirk... BEATS-them-all... with a, phaser set to kill.

NC: Capt. Kirk
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