Gender: Joined: 17 Mar 2006 Posts: 5942 Status: User
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:55 pm Post subject: The Game Of Death!
It's back! Ok, for those of you who don't know the rules, it's simple. I'll give you a scenario, you decide how to kill me. I decide if it worked. If it works, you get a point. You will be alive at the start of each round. No more ghosts.
Otogi san - 2 pts
Homestarrunnernet - 2 pts
Zenodoros - 1 pt
Mushroom Pie - 1 pt
Tooooony - 1 pt
Tacofiend - 1 pt
Yazz - 1 pt.
Puzzle uno.
I am in an empty field. I can see in all directions at once. If I see you, you die. I'm not stupid, and armed with a gun, the bullets of which will kill upon impact. You've got about $500 to spend on killing me, or the gun of your choice.
Puzzle dos.
I'm running around the world at 2 times per second. at this speed, my path is very easily changed through wind. But there are no walls built to run into. You are unarmed. In fact, you don't have arms. Or money. Or any civilization, for that matter. All you have is a stream, dirt, grass, and a section of cobblestone road. Kill me.
Puzzle tres.
I'm on life support. I'm surrounded by a steel dome with some holes for breathing. I also have 3 highly trained tough as nails gangsta body guards with machine guns and rock hard resolve. The life support system is within the dome, which goes up against the wall, and runs on a backup generator, also in the hemi-dome. You have about $50 to blow on this kill. Try going overboard and I'll fail you right away, be reasonable. I'm not going to fail you for getting a handgun off the street, but I'll fail you if you try to get a nuke. It's tough, but I left some gaping holes in my defence. Kill me.
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Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:14 pm Post subject:
I buy a large box with only tiny eyeholes (too small for you to see my eyes through, but big enough for me to see you), and I spend more money to buy some chain protection from bullets. I spend the rest of the money on a discount rocket launcher, and when you aren't looking, I fire it at you and get back into my safety box. _________________
.daerps em pleh ot erutangis ruoy otni em ypoC .suriv erutangis a ma I
I make a deal with the mafia. I give them my $500 while I whack a couple of people for them to gain their trust. When I've been accepted into the family I inform them of the potential danger you could cause the business (somehow). They use their connections with the government to procure an H-bomb, and drop it from a bomber plane in your general area.
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Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 2845 Status: User Location: Not there.
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:08 am Post subject:
You mean 4. Net was probably serious about about using a nuke.
Mind you, it would probably be a low budget nuke.
Also, since there's a lack of ghosts, do we have to survive killing you to get the point? _________________
.daerps em pleh ot erutangis ruoy otni em ypoC .suriv erutangis a ma I
Gender: Joined: 12 Mar 2006 Posts: 1398 Status: User
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:10 am Post subject:
I spend the 500 dollars on some cheetos, a shovel, and a handgun. I burrow underground, I come up about 25 feet away from you. I stick my pinky finger out of the ground. I stick the handgun out from below the surface and shoot you, as you come over to investigate the pinky.
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 4:00 am Post subject:
DJ The Stick wrote:
I wait.
Eventually, you die of lack of water, since the field is empty. I keep the $500 and buy myself a plasma screen TV.
-DJ
Remember the not stupid part. I go get some water, drink it, and head on back. You die of old age.
Empy wrote:
I buy a large box with only tiny eyeholes (too small for you to see my eyes through, but big enough for me to see you), and I spend more money to buy some chain protection from bullets. I spend the rest of the money on a discount rocket launcher, and when you aren't looking, I fire it at you and get back into my safety box.
I can see in all directions. I see you, you die.
Homestarrunnernet wrote:
I use a nuke on you.
Well. All the other entries are flawed, so... Fine. You use your internet, $500, and rash behavior to procure the materials for and construct, a nuclear bomb. You carry it to me, and it is set off the moment it hits the floor. I saw you, you die, bomb falls, we both die.
POINT.
Otogi-san wrote:
I make a deal with the mafia. I give them my $500 while I whack a couple of people for them to gain their trust. When I've been accepted into the family I inform them of the potential danger you could cause the business (somehow). They use their connections with the government to procure an H-bomb, and drop it from a bomber plane in your general area.
Ok, nobody's that stupid. Mob bosses are smart enough to figure out that usingan h-bomb, will get them all busted, top priority.
HOWEVER: Assuming you got the mafia to believe I was a threat, they probably, after trial and error, figure out that I could kill with sight, and snipe me. I'm reluctant, but... POINT.
Hoff wrote:
I spend the 500 dollars on some cheetos, a shovel, and a handgun. I burrow underground, I come up about 25 feet away from you. I stick my pinky finger out of the ground. I stick the handgun out from below the surface and shoot you, as you come over to investigate the pinky.
I see the pinky. You die instantly.
OTOGI +1
NET +1
In short, those were all horrible, but to avoid seeming stingy, I'm giving the ones not in direct violation of the puzzle points.
New puzzle soon.
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