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[dea ex machina]

I found myself stumbling through the myriad passageways of the Internet blah blah blah and I found this: the mp3 oracle!

Set your favorite music player on shuffle and ask it these questions. Each song that comes up is an answer. Then post 'em here where everyone can make fun of you--no cheatin'! Cool? Cool. I used Winamp.

How does the world see me?
Baka Survivor by The Ulfuls (translates to “Stupid Survivor”) So true!

Will I have a happy life?
Electrical Storm by U2

What do people really think of me?
Forever by Moby

Do people secretly lust after me?
No One Takes Your Freedom by DJ Earworm(Scissor Sisters/Beatles/George Michael/Aretha Franklin)
Is that a yes or a no???

How can I make myself happy?
Soldier by Anna Nalick

What should I do with my life?
Words So Leisured by Franz Ferdinand
Cool! I'm gonna be an author!

Will I ever have children?
Still Breathing by Duran Duran
I have no idea what that means, but it doesn't sound so good.

What is some good advice for me?
What If by Coldplay

What do I think my current theme song is?
Mitsurin from Jungle Wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu (translates to “jungle” I think)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Everybody Knows It by Homestar Runner

What song will play at my funeral?
Shake Your Coconuts by Junior Senior
Isn't that more of a wake song...?

What type of men/women do I like?
Kingdom Come by Coldplay
"For you I'd wait 'til Kingdom Come...."

What is my day going to be like?
I Don’t Feel Like Dancin’ (Paper Faces Remix) by the Scissor Sisters

Why am I here?
Numb by U2

What will people remember me for?
The Chosen One by The B-52’s

What song will get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Stuck in a Moment You Can’t Get Out Of by U2

Are there people waiting outside to take me away?
Ashes To Ashes by David Bowie

What will this year be all about?
Glove Slap by The B-52’s

Soooo...mine aren't all that funny. How about yours?

[DJ The Stick]

I'm going to move this to Now Playing.

How does the world see me?
Chicago - Prelude To Aire

Will I have a happy life?
Chicago - Free Form Guitar

What do people really think of me?
Van Halen - Black And Blue

Do people secretly lust after me?
Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here kinda works

How can I make myself happy?
The Beatles - Lovely Rita

What should I do with my life?
Electric Light Orchestra - Ma-Ma-Ma Belle

Will I ever have children?
Led Zeppelin - Four Sticks I have four wangs?

What is some good advice for me?
The Who - Dreaming From The Waist

What do I think my current theme song is?
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Highway Chile

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Hear My Train A Comin'

What song will play at my funeral?
Bachman-Turner Overdrive - The Letter

What type of men/women do I like?
Billy Joel - It's Still Rock And Roll To Me

What is my day going to be like?
The Who - Glow Girl

Why am I here?
The Who - Underture

What will people remember me for?
The Who - Fortune Teller

What song will get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Elton John - Candle In The Wind

Are there people waiting outside to take me away?
Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls Man I hope so!

What will this year be all about?
Traffic - Heaven Is in Your Mind

Overall a bit lackluster.

-DJ
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[the bunk]

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[DJ The Stick]

I think too many of these questions have answers not usually found in song titles.

-DJ
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[Its_The_Sneak!!!]

it also depends on your taste... if most of these were answered by Daft Punk songs, then they'd definitely make no sense.
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Come into my den let me hear you cluck
You can be my hen and we can f(Bu-GAWK)
A bite to the leg, it's time to play
Baby, let me be your egg that needs to get laid.
- CEO Nwabudike Morgan
"The Chicken of Lust"

[Hooooomsar]

How am I feeling today?
"Get Back" - Ludacris
That's pretty much it. I'm pretty pissed.
Wow. Got it twice.

Will I get far in life?
"Copa cabana" -Barry Manilow
Apparantly I'll be shot at a bar after fighting over a woman

How do my friends see me?
"King of Kings (remastered)" - Motorhead
Holy shit what are the odds of that.

Who will I marry?
"It's all been done" -Barenaked ladies
I direct you to the band name
Nah the song is about someone the person's known a long time. So yeah.

What's my theme song?
"Let Go" -Frou frou
I am pretty detached.


What is the story of my life?
"Florida Sunshine" -As Fast As
Lived here my whole life. And the song is upbeat, but the lyrics are unpleasant

How can I get ahead in life?
"Real World" -Matchbox 20
By wondering!?

What is my best feature?
"Bowser Theme" -Mario 64
Badass-ness.


How is tomorrow going to be?
"TNT" -AC (lightning bolt) DC
Noone better fuck with me, apparantly.

What is in store for this weekend?
"Still in The dark" - Guilty Gear
Another weekend of nothing but gaming.

What is my life like at the moment?
"Psychobabble" - Frou frou
Craziness

What song describes my secrets?
"The Cat Is dead" - Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo
I want to kill my entire family.


What song will they play at my funeral?
"Andy Kaufman" - Sage Francis
That'd fucking KICK ASS to play.

What song will they play at my wedding?
"Cheech the Schoolbus Driver" - Cheech Marin (maren lol)


How does the world see me?
"Breathe In" -Frou Frou
God, I'm good at this. I'm so spot on <.<


Will I have a happy life?
"Two Tickets To Paradise" - Eddie Money
GG, Life.

What do my friends really think of me?
"Feel Good Inc." - Gorillaz
I can't understand this songs lyrics, honestly.

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off"- Panic! At the disco
Fucking sweet.
I hate panic at the disco, but this has seeped into a few of my playlists somehow


Will I accomplish my goals in life?
"Defy You" - Offspring
Can't accomplish goals. too busy fighting the power

Will I find true love?
"A Satisfied Mind" - Johnny Cash
Either way i'd be happy.

How do I treat others?
"January Friend" - Goo Goo Dolls
I skipped over like, 2 songs I listed already. Otherwise it'd be Andy Kaufman again. I don't see the relevance anyway.

Also, gonna add a few questions:

What will you do for money: Elderly Woman Behind A Counter In A Small Town - Pearl Jam
Well, shit.

Will you age well: Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry
Apparantly not. Better value the youth.

What is your talent: Snakes on a Plane (Bring It) - Cobra Starship
No clue

How long will you live:
Enter Sandman- Metallica
No clue.

How will you die:
Achilles Last Stand - Led Zeppelin
It's awesome. So yeah. Dramatic standoff

What's your worst quality?:
Killing In The Name Of- Rage Against The Machine
"Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me"

What motivates you?:
Welcome To the Jungle - Guns N Roses
No clue.

What do people hate about you?:
Advent: One Winged Angel
I'm scary?

I c&p'd this from an old deviantart journal.
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I'M A TARD

[Mavhunter]

How does the world see me?
A Pillow of Winds - Pink Floyd

Will I have a happy life?
And Your Bird Can Sing - The Beatles
(sounds like it)

What do people really think of me?
Against All Odds - Under the Influence of Giants

Do people secretly lust after me?
Pitch to Voltage - Brian Eno & David Byrne
(uhhh, it's an instrumental)

How can I make myself happy?
Drugs (Alternate Version) - Talking Heads
(uhhhh.)

What should I do with my life?
Man, It's So Loud In Here - They Might Be Giants
(dance!)

Will I ever have children?
Cities - Talking Heads
(again, uh?)

What is some good advice for me?
Her Majesty - The Beatles
(Woo the Queen of England, good advice, Paul)

What do I think my current theme song is?
Help Me Somebody - Brian Eno & David Byrne

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
I Don't Understand You - TMBG
(Ahahaha!)

What song will play at my funeral?
Yacht Dance - XTC
(ehh... okay. it sort of works.)

What type of men/women do I like?
Bye Bye Baby - OK Go

What is my day going to be like?
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles

Why am I here?
Hopeless Bleak Despair - TMBG
(Apparently, I don't want to be...)

What will people remember me for?
Limelight - XTC
(Awesome, I'll get my 15 minutes.)

What song will get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Hanging Upside Down - David Byrne
(Possible.)

Are there people waiting outside to take me away?
$300 - Soul Coughing
(Fuck.)

What will this year be all about?
Rhythm Section Want Ad - TMBG
(I need a drummer?)
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[cyber95]

How does the world see me?
Told You So - Barenaked Ladies
But it's true!

Will I have a happy life?
They'll Need a Crane - TMBG
Guess not.

What do people really think of me?
My Spirit Will Go On - Dragonforce
So what, something about me being miserable?

Do people secretly lust after me?
The Statue Got Me High - TMBG
Well, since the song is about somebody who can't stay away from the statue, I guess so!

How can I make myself happy?
A Kaleidoscope of Mathematics - James Horner
Okay then, I guess...

What should I do with my life?
Heart of a Dragon - Dragonforce
What?

Will I ever have children?
Don't Let's Start - TMBG
Hm... That might mean a yes.

What is some good advice for me?
Some Fantastic - Barenaked Ladies
Go for what I want to do someday, even though it all wont be done, or something like that?

What do I think my current theme song is?
White and Nerdy - Weird Al
Hahahahahahahahahah perfect.

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Gods of Ice - Dragonforce
mmkay

What song will play at my funeral?
Mad World - Gary Jules

What type of men/women do I like?
In the Car - Barenaked Ladies


What is my day going to be like?
Birdhouse in your Soul - TMBG
kay.

Why am I here?
I Palindrome I - TMBG
To kill my mother for her money?

What will people remember me for?
John Lee Supertaster - TMBG
I've always been so picky when it comes to food.

What song will get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Pancreas - Weird Al
Sounds reasonable.

Are there people waiting outside to take me away?
When you Dream - Barenaked Ladies
Darn.

What will this year be all about?
I'll Be That Girl - Barenaked Ladies
I'm scared.
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[Empy]

How does the world see me?
Everything You Know is Wrong by Weird Al
(Oh piss)

Will I have a happy life?
Come Together by The Beatles
(It's a happy song, so that's good)

What do people really think of me?
Three Point One Four by The Bloodhound Gang
(That can't be good.)

Do people secretly lust after me?
Pulsewidth by Aphex Twin
(That's my "Happy Song". o.o)

How can I make myself happy?
Frontier Psychiatrist by The Avalances
(._.)

What should I do with my life?
Dance Like an Idiot by Lemon Demon
(And dance I shall)

Will I ever have children?
Rubber Shirt by Frank Zappa
(What?)

What is some good advice for me?
Farewell to Kings by Rush
(What. o.o)

What do I think my current theme song is?
My Guitar wants to Kill your Mama by Frank Zappa
(I prefer the G3 cover of it over the original.)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
One More Time by Daft Punk
(I like, I like)

What song will play at my funeral?
The Last Saskatchewan Pirate by The Arrogant Worms
(Well, I love this song... But I'm not from Canada or a pirate)

What type of men/women do I like?
Brain Damage by Pink Floyd
(I like insane peoople? Damn, that's actually pretty close)

What is my day going to be like?
Tryin' To Grow A Chin by Frank Zappa
(Yaymfo)

Why am I here?
Black Cadillacs by Modest Mouse
(... that's a very bad response)

What will people remember me for?
The Drugs Don't Work by Radiohead
(Noooo. ;~;. This song makes me saaaad.)

What song will get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Walking By Myself by Gary Moore
(Gary Moore kicks ass, but he's not "Get stuck in yer head" material)

Are there people waiting outside to take me away?
The Song You Hate by A Whisper in the Noise
(Damn... That's an ambiguious answer. Also nobody here knows of this band. :S)

What will this year be all about?
The Crane Wife 3 by The Decemberists
(Well this is like one of the most upbeat songs on the album.)


The answers range from funny to ambiguious to wtf.
I say it's a success.
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beep beep I'm a jeep

[fruiterian]

How does the world see me?
The Moon and the Prince - Katamari Fortissimo Damacy
(I guess that could work. I dig the song, but I can't understand a smidgen of Japanese.)

Will I have a happy life?
Glass Onion - The Beatles
(...not quite sure what to make of this one)

What do people really think of me?
NO SELF CONTROL - the pillows

Do people secretly lust after me?
Careful - Hot Chip

How can I make myself happy?
Neighborhood #3 (Power Out) - The Arcade Fire
(I actually really kind of like this one in this context.)

What should I do with my life?
Somethings Come from Nothing - Super Furry Animals
(The only lyric in this song is "Something Come from Nothing" and the rest of it is rather nice techno-y slash ambient kind of stuff. Quoi?)

Will I ever have children?
Winning Come Back - the pillows

What is some good advice for me?
Taxicab - Mobius Band
(Meh, my least favorite song by them...)

What do I think my current theme song is?
Birthday - The Beatles

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Darts of Pleasure - Franz Ferdinand

What song will play at my funeral?
Adante, Con moto, Grandioso - The Complete Sounds of Katamari
(I have no problems with classical.)

What type of men/women do I like?
Christina - Gorky's Zygotic Mynci
(ha! one that vaguely makes sense! Except I'm not into women.)

What is my day going to be like?
Father in the Forest - Matisyahu
(I like two or three songs by Matisyahu and this isn't one.)

Why am I here?
Chronopolis - Chrono Cross Soundtrack

What will people remember me for?
Neighborhood #4 (7 Kettles) - The Arcade Fire

What song will get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Houston - We <3 Katamari Soundtrack

Are there people waiting outside to take me away?
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Pt. 1 - The Flaming Lips
(I'm taking that as a yes?)

What will this year be all about?
One More Cup of Coffee - Bob Dylan

Mostly nonsensical for me. But that's the kind of music I listen to I suppose.
Stupid iTunes didn't really touch on my more recent acquisitions...
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[cyber95]

[Tsuta]

How does the world see me?
Ivy - Lucy Doesn't Love You
uhh..

Will I have a happy life?
Gackt - Vanilla
I'll take that as a yes. A very sexy life.

What do people really think of me?
Utada Hikaru - Kremlin Dusk

Do people secretly lust after me?
Styx - Mr. Roboto
...ok.

How can I make myself happy?
Dave Matthews Band - Dreamgirl
I need a girlfriend, I guess.

What should I do with my life?
Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi
I don't want to drive taxis, nor do I want to sleep with people and ditch them in the morning in a taxi.

Will I ever have children?
Boom Boom Satellites - Dive fer You
uhhhh

What is some good advice for me?
Dave Matthews Band - Stay or Leave
sexy song, but I don't think that answered the question.

What do I think my current theme song is?
THE STRiPES - OPEN YOUR HEART ~Ten Made Todoke THE STRiPES Ver.~
cool.

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Chumbawamba - Tubthumping
awesome!

What song will play at my funeral?
Shuntaro Okina - Cloud Age Symphony
hey, that works.

What type of men/women do I like?
Mario - Let Me Love You
lol.

What is my day going to be like?
Jet Set Radio Future - Concept of Love

Why am I here?
Tainaka Sachi - Disillusion

What will people remember me for?
Ivy - One More Last Kiss
my kisses? awesome.

What song will get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Billie Holiday - Nice Work if You Can Get It (Rondo Bros Remix)

Are there people waiting outside to take me away?
ABBA - Dancing Queen

What will this year be all about?
Yoko Kanno - Rain
I like rain, that works.
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Homsars Girl n. a bagpipe bent on engulfing the world in a mix of pepper and ketchup.
Our IRC channel is here! :]
Married to DJ the d00d.

[Hooooomsar]

How does the world see me?
She's So High - Tal Bachman

Will I have a happy life?
Liquor Bar and Drunkard - Guilty Gear


What do people really think of me?
End of All Hope - Nightwish


Do people secretly lust after me?
Just Stop - Disturbed


How can I make myself happy?
Mr. Killjoy - Lordi
(Killing people at parties!)

What should I do with my life?
Shipping Up To Boston - Dropkick Murphies
(A Career in piracy! Whoo!)

Will I ever have children?
Buff Daddy - WCW


What is some good advice for me?
Guilty Concience - Dr. Dre and Eminem
(Apparantly, I should NOT rob liquor stores, but I should fuck underage girls and SHOULD shoot my wife)

What do I think my current theme song is?
Whatever - Our Lady Peace

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Hit The Road Jack - Ray CHarles


What song will play at my funeral?
Breathe In - Frou Frou


What type of men/women do I like?
It's a Man's World - James Brown



What is my day going to be like?
Psychobabble- Frou Frou

Why am I here?
Smells Like Teen Spirit- Nirvana

What will people remember me for?
TNT - ACDC

What song will get stuck in my head tomorrow?
The Cat Is Dead - Oingo Boingo

Are there people waiting outside to take me away?
The District Sleeps Alone Tonight

What will this year be all about?
Mad World - Gary Jules
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I'M A TARD

[Rocky Sullivan]

I don't have a playlist!
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[cyber95]

Get one.
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