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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:41 am    Post subject: Story Reply with quote

Tell me about your prom night, your most embarrassing moment, your bar mitzvah, or any other event. I'm just bored and drunk. : /
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bored =/= drunk?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How does that HAPPEN!!??? Bored and drunk? Fuck, brother....you need to stop getting drunk by yourself. Seriously frowned upon. Even by me.

Anywhoo....

I went to two proms, and both times it was horribly overrated and kind of boring. I couldn't wait to leave, and go to the afterparty. That was the best party of prom.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sexy_Sakura wrote:
How does that HAPPEN!!??? Bored and drunk? Fuck, brother....you need to stop getting drunk by yourself. Seriously frowned upon. Even by me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysXMAOgEIq4 ?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a badass. Cool

Other people who drank/drink alone:
charles bukowski
tom waits
elliott smith
f. scott fitzgerakd
edgar allan poe
winston churchill
ike turner
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

engagement sex is the best sex in the world.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

better than make-up sex?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

10 times better.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Senor Cardgage wrote:
engagement sex is the best sex in the world.


I've had it.

And I've had better.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 1:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Between two people who actually MEANT it though. zealous
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you trying to say I didn't intend to marry Alicia when I proposed to her?
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please oh please no more.

HEY I've got a story, about something that happened to me a few years ago, but I just remembered today and told my girlfriend about it.

So when I was in college, a girl held the door for me at my dormitory. Dorm life, like apartment life, means that the outside doors lock automatically. Tenants aren't supposed to let strangers into the building, because they could vandalize, burglarize, or generally cause trouble.

So my roommate spilled soda all over my bed, and the mattress was sticky and disgusting. Since I was working part-time as a student custodian, I went down to the shop and swapped out my shitty mattress for a brand new one. So I was carrying this mattress up to my room, and a girl held the outside door open for me. And she says, jokingly:

"I'll hold it for you. You don't look like a rapist or anything."

I should have just smiled, or laughed, or something. Instead, without thinking, I say:

"You'd be surprised."
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Senor Cardgage wrote:
Between two people who actually MEANT it though. zealous


Oh man jump in a fire.
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dodger wrote:
Please oh please no more.

HEY I've got a story, about something that happened to me a few years ago, but I just remembered today and told my girlfriend about it.

So when I was in college, a girl held the door for me at my dormitory. Dorm life, like apartment life, means that the outside doors lock automatically. Tenants aren't supposed to let strangers into the building, because they could vandalize, burglarize, or generally cause trouble.

So my roommate spilled soda all over my bed, and the mattress was sticky and disgusting. Since I was working part-time as a student custodian, I went down to the shop and swapped out my shitty mattress for a brand new one. So I was carrying this mattress up to my room, and a girl held the outside door open for me. And she says, jokingly:

"I'll hold it for you. You don't look like a rapist or anything."

I should have just smiled, or laughed, or something. Instead, without thinking, I say:

"You'd be surprised."


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 4:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Der wrote:
dodger wrote:
Please oh please no more.

HEY I've got a story, about something that happened to me a few years ago, but I just remembered today and told my girlfriend about it.

So when I was in college, a girl held the door for me at my dormitory. Dorm life, like apartment life, means that the outside doors lock automatically. Tenants aren't supposed to let strangers into the building, because they could vandalize, burglarize, or generally cause trouble.

So my roommate spilled soda all over my bed, and the mattress was sticky and disgusting. Since I was working part-time as a student custodian, I went down to the shop and swapped out my shitty mattress for a brand new one. So I was carrying this mattress up to my room, and a girl held the outside door open for me. And she says, jokingly:

"I'll hold it for you. You don't look like a rapist or anything."

I should have just smiled, or laughed, or something. Instead, without thinking, I say:

"You'd be surprised."


Burbiggabug?


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